the anointed cloth into the hamper

This packaging is fucking immaculate, and SPOILER there’s a surprise to be dug up at the end.

Anonymous said: You are doing really great I'm happy for you

Thanks.  I have a blister on my right ankle that I got from running 4 miles in new shoes on Monday, but I’m so athletically devoted that I pushed through the pain — the bleeding and the pus; the broken skin — to do 3.11 more yesterday and 2 today.  

Following the pattern, that would foretell 1 tomorrow and ZERO on Friday.  I find it helpful to give myself a foot massage with carrot, lime & pepper lotion every evening while waiting for whatever program I’ve downloaded to make its way over to the fucking Apple TV receiver.  :)

aheavenlyrush:

He said you’re really an ugly girl / But I like the way you play / And I died / But I thanked him / Can you believe that / Sick, sick, holding on to his picture / Dressing up every day

SO YOU CAN MAKE ME CUM; THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU JESUS

Tori Amos — Precious Things

dailyjdbieber:

justinbieber: Sunburnt and a mustache

lol.  Is the ‘mustache’ stubble or just really fine blonde hairs?  If so, how long are they?  I’m genuinely curious.  He has a bushier beard below the belly button.

dailyjdbieber:

justinbieber: Sunburnt and a mustache

lol.  Is the ‘mustache’ stubble or just really fine blonde hairs?  If so, how long are they?  I’m genuinely curious.  He has a bushier beard below the belly button.

whatbrodysaidtoday:

Temptation Waits - Garbage

I bought this sometime in the last couple years, because the title is so funny, but have never read it.
Though now, reading the opening, I may just have to add it to the poolside literature queue:

These people have sex twenty to thirty times a night … A man comes along and goes from anus to anus and in a single night will act as a mosquito transferring infected cells on his penis.  When this is practiced for a year, with a man having three thousand sexual intercourses, one can readily understand this massive epidemic that is currently upon us.

I probably take a piss 3000 times a year, but that’s about it.

I bought this sometime in the last couple years, because the title is so funny, but have never read it.

Though now, reading the opening, I may just have to add it to the poolside literature queue:

These people have sex twenty to thirty times a night … A man comes along and goes from anus to anus and in a single night will act as a mosquito transferring infected cells on his penis.  When this is practiced for a year, with a man having three thousand sexual intercourses, one can readily understand this massive epidemic that is currently upon us.

I probably take a piss 3000 times a year, but that’s about it.

Anonymous said: I want you to make me feel like I'm the only bottom in the world

Hmmm that reminds me…  What’s gonna happen to bottoms when humans, as the civilized species, evolve to have a more sanitary and discrete fecal excretion method, i.e. the anus ceases to exist?

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Christina Aguilera — Lotus Intro

Man why have I been sleepin on Xxxtina, Katy Perry, Ashlee Simpson & Hilary Duff the last few years?

Anonymous said: Depends, You'd look great with a bigger beard and you can keep it forever like that, by trimming it idk it's almost grey so it'll look kinda weird or maybe not so short period for that, and hell no for shaving, shaving is not an option my friend.

It’s more like it has grey highlights.  Mostly it’s black.  And I am growing it out experimentally for now.  When I start to look homeless is usually when I trim, so I have to get to that bottom and go even DEEPER.

Anonymous said: why so worried?

i’m not.  i fall asleep within 5-10 minutes every night — verified by the fact that i never hear anything past the first couple songs of any given evening’s lullaby soundtrack.  

except last night, i was awoken by some beats by katy perry and sleepwalked over to my laptop, only to realize iTunes had done that thing — you know where you do play next, then when that’s done, it goes back to what you WERE listening to.  i hate that.  but i went right back to bed and woke up at 6:21 in the am.

Anonymous said: qué estás haciendo con tu vida

estoy viviendo la vida sosegada.  no he tomado ningún de bebida ni pastilla prohibida desde más k dos meses y me siento en paz con mi mismo.  es bien no estar psychótico!

Anonymous said: Daddy and son selfies

I don’t have a son.  Just 6 daughters by 8 women.

Believe it or not, I only tan totally nude #georgehamilton #skincancer 🌘

Believe it or not, I only tan totally nude #georgehamilton #skincancer 🌘

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