dont have any
dont have one
This packaging is fucking immaculate, and SPOILER there’s a surprise to be dug up at the end.
Thanks. I have a blister on my right ankle that I got from running 4 miles in new shoes on Monday, but I’m so athletically devoted that I pushed through the pain — the bleeding and the pus; the broken skin — to do 3.11 more yesterday and 2 today.
Following the pattern, that would foretell 1 tomorrow and ZERO on Friday. I find it helpful to give myself a foot massage with carrot, lime & pepper lotion every evening while waiting for whatever program I’ve downloaded to make its way over to the fucking Apple TV receiver. :)
He said you’re really an ugly girl / But I like the way you play / And I died / But I thanked him / Can you believe that / Sick, sick, holding on to his picture / Dressing up every day
SO YOU CAN MAKE ME CUM; THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU JESUS
Tori Amos — Precious Things
justinbieber: Sunburnt and a mustache
lol. Is the ‘mustache’ stubble or just really fine blonde hairs? If so, how long are they? I’m genuinely curious. He has a bushier beard below the belly button.
Temptation Waits - Garbage
I bought this sometime in the last couple years, because the title is so funny, but have never read it.
Though now, reading the opening, I may just have to add it to the poolside literature queue:
These people have sex twenty to thirty times a night … A man comes along and goes from anus to anus and in a single night will act as a mosquito transferring infected cells on his penis. When this is practiced for a year, with a man having three thousand sexual intercourses, one can readily understand this massive epidemic that is currently upon us.
I probably take a piss 3000 times a year, but that’s about it.
Hmmm that reminds me… What’s gonna happen to bottoms when humans, as the civilized species, evolve to have a more sanitary and discrete fecal excretion method, i.e. the anus ceases to exist?