![[The] girlfriends spill secrets only they would know!
Fetishes
Dick Size
Anal Preference
Who fucked whom
Manscaping status
Hidden! tats
Attraction to men of a SLIGHTLY older age???](http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa5a23d80ea33ca004b28c2d0d49058c/tumblr_mi7yc0AJrh1rxen9eo1_1280.jpg)
[The] girlfriends spill secrets only they would know!
- Fetishes
- Dick Size
- Anal Preference
- Who fucked whom
- Manscaping status
- Hidden! tats
- Attraction to men of a SLIGHTLY older age???
(via zerrieupdates)
lol. Just in head popped recall of one Monday morning talking to this French Canadian (quebecois, if you ain’t know) lady on the phone and she asked me how I was. ”Ok, kinda tired.”
“Were you busy making loooOooooOOoooooOOve all weekend long?” Yeah man.
microwave - reheat chicken fingers 3 min wrapped in a moist paper towel
Just looked at Chris Brown’s olde n00d selfie for research purposes. I remember someone called his piece a #2 pencil - lol - but it’s neither as long or thin as I remembered. Shock value’s worn off and now it’s just another dick hanging there, surrounded by WorldStarHipHop.com watermarks.
![Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What in the helllllllllllllllll?
Next album: THE PROSTATE EXAM
But use vintage photo footage for that one [tongue out/winking emoji]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/469678c76e87750e9fc44bdc4b11552d/tumblr_mhuumcJxDu1qg99nyo1_1280.jpg)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. What in the helllllllllllllllll?
Next album: THE PROSTATE EXAM
But use vintage photo footage for that one [tongue out/winking emoji]
(Source: pitchfork.com)
